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:: Thursday, January 4, 2007 ::
It's a brave new world when ABC starts asking me to comment on the fate of Britney Spears... and yet, it has finally happened. CLICK HERE.
Now that I'm an expert, I think it's time to start auditioning dancers. Changing things up. Wearing knee pads. Posing with a giant albino boa constrictor. Making out with Paula Abdul. Talking about, you know, the club or something.
But mainly just auditioning dancers.
I mean, everyone knows it's important to have a strong corps behind me so our moves crackle all the way to the Payless at the back of the mall.
Hot.
:: mike 2:33 PM [+] ::
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